PMS. Tell me something new.
Warning: Content may get a little too descriptive.
Okay, I woke up this morning to severe severe cramps, I could feel my womb tearing itself apart and worst of all? I could feel myself leaking. Like something went unplugged in me and blood is trickling out and I NEED TO PLUG MYSELF UP. It's insane. Immediately I tried to get outta bed, but not before doubling over in pain, and I was dripping like fucking dripping, oh lord.
So I got myself plugged and cleaned up, went back to bed to roll around in pain for approximately... 4 hours? Yeah, I popped a Panadol, and you know how much I hate medicine so when I pop one tablet of Panadol? you know it's really bad.
My severe cramps, and heavy bleeding is pretty much a good indicator of how badly I was PMS-ing, so the past few posts, well, it's purely hormonal. Yay, now we know. PMS is retarded really. Men complain that we women are psychotic with our PMS and shiz but seriously, some of us ARE AWARE of this and we ain't happy either. It's not exactly a wonderful experience.
It's like werewolves you know? The villagers they complain and complain about how werewolves are killing farmers once every full moon and destroying their cattle and all, but the werewolves ain't happy about it either! Who the hell would want to turn ugly, howl-y and HAIRY overnight once the full moon is up? Added to the horrible appearance, the transformation is painful, you turn all wild and feral, depending on mostly instincts and your maxed up sense of smell, hearing and night vision doggy eyes.
The up-side about being a werewolf is that you are for one night, super strong and agile, but just for one night. PMSing lasts several days before the period turns up. SEVERAL DAYS PEOPLE, that's torture.
Boys, you have no idea what it's like to be emo for nothing. Emo! For nothing!
Dayum.
When men say,"I will never understand women." Damn right you won't! PMS/ hormones are natural. No man can battle the force of nature. Rawr.
By the way, you guys should check this out.
Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project from c71123 on Vimeo.
Stumbled upon JK Keller's site and he has this really cool project going on. It's something cool to leave behind when you're old. You can watch yourself age. Zomg. And JK Keller looks good in some parts and a complete hobo in other. Ah life. Awesome project, dude.
Okay so, I checked up my blog for tags today and I saw my Nuffnang poll on the side bar.
It says 40% dudes and 59% babes.
1% who?
Err maybe it's suggesting I have homos, gays, transvestites, trannies, plants and animals reading my blog. Maybe aliens too. Awesome shit people, welcome! I'm not homophobic and I promise I won't judge you whatever you are, so don't judge me too.
Crazy glitch there.
>.>
I'll be going for a camp in school tomorrow so I won't have my laptop with me to update or anything, and after camp, I think I'm staying over at my aunt's house to help prepare the wedding invitation cards for BBZ's wedding (my youngest aunt) so yeah, hiatus for several days. Oh don't worry, you won't miss me, I take many long hiatuses before this anyway.
I guess I'll have to blog about the Habbo incident now. Which I am still too lazy to do so I'll post up a few screenshots, upload everything somewhere else and you can check it out on your own.
The Habbo Incident is an idea Jacob the sadist had from this article, which proved to be a great read so do click the link and read it, seriously, CLICK IT NOW.
So, me and Jacob each created a Habbo character. Being Muslim and all, I thought it'd be really funny to be a JI terrorist. I'm kidding, I'm not a terrorist, IT'S A JOKE OKAY? NO ARRESTING NEEDED.
This is my terrorist.
Yup, my screenname was iKillYouAndYou inspired by Achmed the dead terrorist. Don't know who that is? Google it or search it on Youtube. Like-a-duh.
Click on the pictures to enlarge.
My motto: I am a terrorist. Be afraid.
We're terrorists. We don't use stealth. We use creepy.
Jacob having a dance off with another random Paperbag Dude.
What can I say...
Jacob ordering some drinks.
Okay NO MORE for today, there're lots more idiotic stuff, but I can't be bothered to upload more. It' hilarious, idiotic and insane. And we learnt that majority of the people on Habbo are delusional, weird, and 14 years old.
Aha!
I'll post more later maybe.
Jacob's an idiot.
-13184
You. Are. Ridiculous.
Okay, I woke up this morning to severe severe cramps, I could feel my womb tearing itself apart and worst of all? I could feel myself leaking. Like something went unplugged in me and blood is trickling out and I NEED TO PLUG MYSELF UP. It's insane. Immediately I tried to get outta bed, but not before doubling over in pain, and I was dripping like fucking dripping, oh lord.
So I got myself plugged and cleaned up, went back to bed to roll around in pain for approximately... 4 hours? Yeah, I popped a Panadol, and you know how much I hate medicine so when I pop one tablet of Panadol? you know it's really bad.
My severe cramps, and heavy bleeding is pretty much a good indicator of how badly I was PMS-ing, so the past few posts, well, it's purely hormonal. Yay, now we know. PMS is retarded really. Men complain that we women are psychotic with our PMS and shiz but seriously, some of us ARE AWARE of this and we ain't happy either. It's not exactly a wonderful experience.
It's like werewolves you know? The villagers they complain and complain about how werewolves are killing farmers once every full moon and destroying their cattle and all, but the werewolves ain't happy about it either! Who the hell would want to turn ugly, howl-y and HAIRY overnight once the full moon is up? Added to the horrible appearance, the transformation is painful, you turn all wild and feral, depending on mostly instincts and your maxed up sense of smell, hearing and night vision doggy eyes.
The up-side about being a werewolf is that you are for one night, super strong and agile, but just for one night. PMSing lasts several days before the period turns up. SEVERAL DAYS PEOPLE, that's torture.
Boys, you have no idea what it's like to be emo for nothing. Emo! For nothing!
Dayum.
When men say,"I will never understand women." Damn right you won't! PMS/ hormones are natural. No man can battle the force of nature. Rawr.
By the way, you guys should check this out.
Living My Life Faster - 8 years of JK's Daily Photo Project from c71123 on Vimeo.
Stumbled upon JK Keller's site and he has this really cool project going on. It's something cool to leave behind when you're old. You can watch yourself age. Zomg. And JK Keller looks good in some parts and a complete hobo in other. Ah life. Awesome project, dude.
Okay so, I checked up my blog for tags today and I saw my Nuffnang poll on the side bar.
It says 40% dudes and 59% babes.
1% who?
Err maybe it's suggesting I have homos, gays, transvestites, trannies, plants and animals reading my blog. Maybe aliens too. Awesome shit people, welcome! I'm not homophobic and I promise I won't judge you whatever you are, so don't judge me too.
Crazy glitch there.
>.>
I'll be going for a camp in school tomorrow so I won't have my laptop with me to update or anything, and after camp, I think I'm staying over at my aunt's house to help prepare the wedding invitation cards for BBZ's wedding (my youngest aunt) so yeah, hiatus for several days. Oh don't worry, you won't miss me, I take many long hiatuses before this anyway.
I guess I'll have to blog about the Habbo incident now. Which I am still too lazy to do so I'll post up a few screenshots, upload everything somewhere else and you can check it out on your own.
The Habbo Incident is an idea Jacob the sadist had from this article, which proved to be a great read so do click the link and read it, seriously, CLICK IT NOW.
So, me and Jacob each created a Habbo character. Being Muslim and all, I thought it'd be really funny to be a JI terrorist. I'm kidding, I'm not a terrorist, IT'S A JOKE OKAY? NO ARRESTING NEEDED.
This is my terrorist.
Yup, my screenname was iKillYouAndYou inspired by Achmed the dead terrorist. Don't know who that is? Google it or search it on Youtube. Like-a-duh.
Click on the pictures to enlarge.
My motto: I am a terrorist. Be afraid.
We're terrorists. We don't use stealth. We use creepy.
Jacob having a dance off with another random Paperbag Dude.
What can I say...
Jacob ordering some drinks.
Okay NO MORE for today, there're lots more idiotic stuff, but I can't be bothered to upload more. It' hilarious, idiotic and insane. And we learnt that majority of the people on Habbo are delusional, weird, and 14 years old.
Aha!
I'll post more later maybe.
Jacob's an idiot.
-13184
You. Are. Ridiculous.
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