The Elle And Ryan Blog: Even if romance ran out of rhyme.

Alfred attempting to imitate the expression on my face lmao. One of my jokingly bitchy moments.
Of course, he failed TERRIBLY.

Okay, I concede. I am a bitch.
:(
It seems like I've been jokingly fighting for that title between Joey and Sharon, but ah.
I realized I am really capable of being a complete bitch.
O_O
Although, I must say that I constantly strive to always be reasonable thus should the occasion calls for it, I just happen to make a fantastic bitch and that's not my fault.

In reply to tags;

jacob: go stalk ry's man titties and give them a big squeeze so you'd know how it feels like to have boobs :D

Har. Har. Very funny, Jacob Boob.
Firstly, if Ryan had moobs (man-boobs) I would totally FREAK OUT let alone squeeze them, and yes, till today, I wonder what it's like to have average sized boobs.
(too much info? hahaha)
Seriously! I can't stand my flat-chestedness, I totally don't see a reason why I'm wearing bras, I could just use cardboard actually -.-
Lmao, okok shan't corrupt your minds now.

Speaking of big boobies, I watched Nim's Island recently, it was just oookay :/
It'd make a good family movie though.
And there was this character, a fat lady...
and her boobs...
are humongous.
My god.

It's HUGEEE yo?! It like totally took up half of her chest and her fat tummy took up the other half of the abdomen, it's so what the fucking.
It's sooo big I bet she couldn't see her toes, DAMN, God totally gave her my share of boobs and this is totally unfair! Why do you hate me so?! I think I deserve to look remotely female too!
>.>

I am destined to remain looking like a prepubescent child!
:(
And YET, people can still mistake me for a Year 2 or Year 3 back when I was a still a freshie (last year).
Apparently, I must look slightly more mature, something I find absolutely impossible because looking in the mirror, all I see is this extremely notorious lazy ass child, and of course, my personality forbids me from being not-childish.

Also, I am very sick of fishes that they're starting to piss me off.
>;\
Really.
They keep DYING and one by one, they suffer all kinda ailments, from fungi growth to inflammations, forming grotesque pimples which makes me extremely uncomfortable in handling them, such that I gave in and used gloves.

Plus, I have told myself NOT to waste money on these fishes because it's not my fishes, it's the school's fishes so... why should I bother prettying up the tanks, right?

WRONG! THE FISHES!!!
There's something wrong with them! We decided to buy plants and sucker fishes to keep the ammonia level low and get rid of fungi and algae (I LOVE sucker fishes, they're such adorable suckers) we're chipping in money to help these fishes survive, and also for the tanks to be less of an eyesore to us because God knows how tiring it is to maintain it.

And,
I'm thinking of getting a baby sucker (what I call sucker fishes now) for myself, just because I like it xD
Maybe I'll go shopping for the most retarded looking goldfish and keep one at home too.
Just to liven up my room.

It's been ages since I had a pet :(
I miss my hamsters so so much :(

Anyway, I took some pictures of those idiot fishes too.

Okay, thankfully, this is not my dead fish. It's some other group's isolated fish. And wait, this fish is not dead! It's alive! And it's upside down.
This is funny. Lmao.
I have a morbid sense of humour.

Fish Monster ROAARRR!

My fishies!

For some reason, I find that they look very retarded.

Sharon's fishes with the newly installed plants. I don't care, we're getting one too!

Spot the sucker!

Can you see it? It's the fugly brown thing in front of the marbles.
Lmao, ugly things are cuteeee.
Hahaha

Anyway, I feel like blogging alot today eventhough I know I shouldn't and I have tonnes of work to do but WHATEVER! Let's continue.

Today, poor Nice Lullaby(a new lecturer, a new name!) one of my Aquaculture lecturers, received the most pathetic attendance to his lecture yet.

Empty...

Empty seats that were once occupied.

Where did everyone go?!

You see, Nice Lullaby is a nice guy but as his name implies, he puts everyone to sleep. Being a dreadful bore, he only reads off the slides, something everyone else is capable of doing. Poor guy :(
Approximately 75% of the students skipped the lecture; didn't even bother turning up (something I did last week, I think. Oops?) and during the 10 mins break he gave us, half of the remaining students in the lecture packed up and left.

(We felt too bad, so we stayed throughout.)

There were only 10 pupils left.
HOW PATHETIC!
And yet, instead of being angry, something I would have done, he apologized to us O_O
Is he crazy?
He said he was sorry that the chapter was really dry and he couldn't make it interesting for us.
Oh My God.
YOU ARE TOO NICE HELLO?!

You should reprimand us! For being rude and skipping lectures and! and! and! for lacking respect to turn up and pay attention when you're here giving lectures!

:(
Such a nice dude.